“Cornholio II – The Days of Our Phases”

Originally posted on Dispatches from the Asylum:
“Hey Mom!  What’s for dinner tonight?” “Glad you asked, children, it’s the next wave of the cornholio.” Mega lamentations ensue, with children having more sense than their parents, secretly wishing for the spaceship from the skies to take them to a land where sub-mediocrities aren’t in charge of…